Baby Got Back: Size Queens

4 February 2019 | 4:40 pm | Aneta Grulichova

"Things got even stranger as two women dressed in pink leopard-print latex suits, dragged a sexy sheep across the stage who sheared herself to reveal sparkling tassels."

It’s not every day you see four women prowling the stage in big fluoro cat heads and heart-tagged collars with ‘slut’ and ‘bitch’ written on them.  The wild costumes included nipple pasties and one very hairy crotch – something out of a horror movie that could eat you up.

Things got even stranger as two women dressed in pink leopard-print latex suits, dragged a sexy sheep across the stage who sheared herself to reveal sparkling tassels. The act included everything from traditional burlesque striptease to playing 'dicktaphones' to one of the women remerging as a naked astronaut with only a helmet – they had the audience eating out of the palm of their hands. The women in the audience could relate to the beautiful women dressed as flowers who turned into violent monsters from the way men text and talk: “You should wear more make up,” “You must be on your period.” 

Unfortunately, they did miss the mark a few times and some people seemed to lose interest and left before the final act.