“Modern problems require modern solutions, these bands ain’t shit” revealed the headstrong rock band.
News: Weird Shit
Scott Morrison confuses Chief Medical Officer, Brendan Murphy, with Counterparts vocalist, Brendan Murphy
We’ve since reached out for comment on whether or not the Prime Minister is a fan of Counterparts.
“We’ve covered some of the catchiest hits over the years, and well, what’s catchier than this right now?”
Looking at my crystal ball to make some educated guesses about the upcoming Hottest 100.
Time to (maybe) learn something about yourself.
“We don’t care who likes us or what we sing about. We just want the money when it comes down to it” – Skorched.
Slow news day, indeed.
Never trust the Internet on April 1st. Unless it’s that new Rick & Morty episode for season 3 – that shit was the tits!
We pushed Twelve Foot Ninja and they pushed right back.
And now for something completely different; Advocates vocalist, Detlyn Raven on what is perhaps his biggest fear – sharks.