Propagandhi announce Australian tour

21 February 2011 | 5:15 pm | Staff Writer
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The unbelievably good looking Canadian hard rock band Propagandhi have no time-line for withdrawal from their extremely unpopular mission in Australia.Propagandhi have warned against handing over responsibility for security in Australia to any of the completely self-serving total assholes that tend to get involved in federal politics in the first place, insisting the transition must be tailored to the conditions on the ground.Quoted in the heavily-redacted documents is Propagandhi's Minister of Agriculture, Jordan D. Samolesky, who states that "Propagandhi will not abandon Australia. Propagandhi will not allow Australia to become a haven for terrorists. Propagandhi will remain engaged in Australia until everyone is either dead, maimed or incarcerated. Only then can democracy and freedom prevail. Now let us blaze!

Secret internal cables released early Monday morning by controversial whistle-blower website Wikileaks, have provoked an unprecedented 694-day debate in Australian Parliament.

The cables suggest, contrary to public pronouncements from the Gillard government, that the unbelievably good looking Canadian hard rock band Propagandhi have no time-line for withdrawal from their extremely unpopular mission in Australia.

Propagandhi have warned against handing over responsibility for security in Australia to any of the completely self-serving total assholes that tend to get involved in federal politics in the first place, insisting the transition must be tailored to the conditions on the ground.

Quoted in the heavily-redacted documents is Propagandhi's Minister of Agriculture, Jordan D. Samolesky, who states that "Propagandhi will not abandon Australia. Propagandhi will not allow Australia to become a haven for terrorists. Propagandhi will remain engaged in Australia until everyone is either dead, maimed or incarcerated. Only then can democracy and freedom prevail. Now let us blaze!"

Tickets on sale Monday February 28 at 9:00am.

Wednesday May 18 - Corner Hotel, Melbourne - 18
Tickets available from www.cornerhotel.com 03 9427 9198

Friday May 20 - The Brisbane Hotel, Hobart - 18
Tickets available from Brisbane Hotel 03 62344920, Red Hot Devonport 03 6424 9816, Mojo Launceston 03 6334 5677, Ruff Cut Hobart 03 6234 8600, www.oztix.com.au 1300 762 545

Saturday May 21 - Uni Bar, Adelaide - 18
Tickets available from www.moshtix.com.au 1300 GET TIX, www.oztix.com.au 1300 762 545

Sunday May 22 - Capitol, Perth - 18
Tickets available from www.moshtix.com.au 1300 GET TIX, 78's www.78records.com.au 08 9322 6384, Mills 08 9335 1945

Tuesday May 24 - The Maram, Canberra - 18
Tickets available from www.moshtix.com.au 1300 GET TIX, www.oztix.com.au 1300 762 545

Wednesday May 25 - Bar On The Hill, Newcastle - 18
Tickets available from U-Shops on Campus 02 4985 4144, Rock Shop 02 4929 1856, Cat Fight 02 4962 5000, www.bigtix.com.au 02 4968 3093, www.oztix.com.au 1300 762 545

Thursday May 26 - The Metro, Sydney - 18
Tickets available from www.metrotheatre.com.au 02 9550 3666, www.ticketek.com.au 132 849

Friday May 27 - Uni Bar, Wollongong - 18
Tickets available from Unishop 02 4221 8050, Redback Music 02 4229 6169 &www.bigtix.com.au, www.oztix.com.au 1300 762 545

Saturday May 28 - Coolangatta Hotel, Coolangatta - 18
Tickets available from www.thecoolyhotel.com.au 07 5589 6888, www.oztix.com.au 1300 762 545 and oztix outlets

Sunday May 29 - Hi Fi, Brisbane - 18
Tickets available from www.thehifi.com.au 1300 843 434, www.oztix.com.au 1300 762 545 and oztix outlets