Sharon Osbourne links a decent feed to a good sexlife

Sharon Osbourne, wife to renowned rocker and all around rad stoned gent Ozzy Osbourne has stated she does her grocery shopping for the bedroom, not the kitchen.

Sharon admits her and the former Black Sabbath frontman are constantly looking for ways to keep the bedroom interesting.

"How do we spice it up in the bedroom? Lots of sex toys. Chocolate sauce on the knob. Lick, lick, lick"

After watching the reality show, it now makes sense why this bloke constantly sounded like he was on another planet.