Sharon Osbourne dubbed 'Queen of Poo'

6 July 2007 | 8:45 am | Staff Writer
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"My father's mistress bought him a really ugly monkey statue once. When I found out he was..."

The Sun Online reported that Sir Sharon Osbourne took a dump on a gift her dad received when she was a wee lass. What a delightful person she was back then. Good to see she hasn’t changed one bit!

Shazza recently appeared on the UK T.V show “Shrink Rap”, hosted by Dr.Pamela Connolly. She shared the quirky anecdote with the good doctor…

"My father's mistress bought him a really ugly monkey statue once. When I found out he was having an affair with her I felt betrayed. I felt so stupid. This man that I thought was such an honest, good man was a fake. So I got this stupid concrete monkey and did a shit on it. I was laughing. I was laughing so much that I pissed on it too. Then I cried. I left it there for him as a statement, I suppose.”

She also went on to talk about her relationship with music manager & father Don Ardern

"I was surrounded by violent people, violent talk, violent behavior, so there was nothing unusual seeing my dad threatening someone, or brandishing a firearm. It seemed normal. I thought everybody was like this. It was part of our lives," she said.



"My father really had a temper. He had a voice which would echo through the entire house. A couple of times he would whack me and he used to yank my hair."


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But she added that it did not seem that uncommon to her.



"I wouldn't say I was abused and beaten; in those days it was a normal thing."



And Shazza also explained that her dad devised some cruel punishments for her.



"I was in awe of him. I always wanted to please him. To do that I always had to do as he said. As punishment, my dad used to lock me in the unlit coal cupboard in the basement. I still panic in confined spaces to this day. I won't go on the underground. I hate packed trains."

We need to find this man. This ‘Arden’. He should be praised as a god. There should be statues of him in the streets. People should worship him. ALL HAIL KING ARDEN !