Swedish couple try to name baby ‘Metallica’...

4 April 2007 | 9:48 am | Staff Writer
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And become worlds biggest idiots in the process

As reported by The Associated Press:

METALLICA may work as a name for a heavy metal band, but a Swedish couple is struggling to persuade authorities it's also suitable for a baby girl.



Sweden's tax agency rejected Michael and Karolina Tomaro's application to name their 6-month-old daughter (
photo) after the legendary rock band.



"It suits her," Karolina Tomaro, 27, said Tuesday (April 3) of the name. "She's decisive and she knows what she wants."



Although little METALLICA has already been baptized, the Swedish National Tax Board refused to register the name, saying it was associated with both the rock group and the word "metal."



In Sweden, parents must get the names of their children approved by the tax authority, which is in charge of the population registry and issues personal identification numbers, similar to Social Security numbers in the United States.



Tomaro, who has appealed the decision, said the official handling the case also called the name "ugly."



The couple was backed by the County Administrative Court in Gothenburg, which ruled on March 13 that there was no reason to block the name. It also noted that there already is a woman in Sweden with METALLICA as a middle name.



The tax agency appealed to a higher court, frustrating the family's foreign travel plans.



"We've had to cancel trips and can't get anywhere because we can't get her a passport without an approved name," Tomaro said.

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If the couple is reading this, and I’m sure they are, I beg of you: DO NOT CURSE THIS CHILD! I’m putting my disposition towards children aside here, because really, Metallica haven’t been good for about 18 years. Thanks Bob Rock.

This also begs the question: Has ‘St.Anger’ been released in Sweden yet? And if so, have the Tomaro’s heard it?