Marilyn Manson & Dita Von Teese Pet Custody Battle:

According to the New York Post, shock rocker Marilyn Manson and ex wife burlesque dancer (frigid stripper) Dita Von Teese are set to battle over their pets. They owned several cats and two dogs. According to a source who is friendly with the two they are mainly fighting over the cats and not so much the dogs. When Von Teese moved out she took the all the animals with her, and Manson was reportedly missing the felines.

A friend of Von Teese said, ""He's not been responsive. She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can't even communicate with her at this point. She tried to tell him she was divorcing him, but she can't even get him on the phone. She moved out of the house and he hasn't even noticed."

The friend also added that Manson, whose real name is Brian Warner, was boozing heavily in the past year or so but that Von Teese "really tried to make this work."

Hey if I was married to some dude whose name was Brian and liked to prance around in makeup and women’s apparel I would just take the pets. He surely couldn't put up much of a fight - what with the lack of manliness and all.