Cattle Decapitation unveil entertaining Aussie inspired t-shirt design

13 July 2015 | 5:57 pm | Staff Writer
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Death metal favourites Cattle Decapitation have released a new Australian inspired t-shirt design, which, true to the band's trademark form, is provocative and highly entertaining.

Death metal favourites Cattle Decapitation have released a new Australian inspired t-shirt design, which, true to the band's trademark form, is provocative and highly entertaining.

Cattle Decapitation write:

"STRAYAAAAAAA... oooooh STRAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAA!!!!! We got a doozy of a brand new T-shirt design for our Australian m8s as well as any tourists that may be visiting Oz one day...

Many of you may already know that Australia is home to an incredible array of animals, insects and plants that will mess you up! Well, here we have our new "Drop Bears" shirt design inspired by our first ever tour of Australia and visit to the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary... Think koalas are cute and cuddly? So do we! That almost changed though when a DROP BEAR (the vicious cousin of the koala) almost took Derek's arm off while stopping in the bush for a piss while on the way to the next show! Luckily, our m8s in King Parrot had told us just to put some Vegemite behind our ears or speak in our best Australian accent and that warded the little bugger off! The guy on our new t-shirt dropped his jar of Vegemite and wasn't so lucky!

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Available to order now and ships to Australia, the USA and beyond! Look up, stay alive, inspect or GET REKT! You've been warned!!!"

You order the t-shirt via indiemerch.com.

Cattle Decapitation will release their new studio album, 'The Anthropocene Extinction', this August via Metal Blade.

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